He's short, fat, old, crippled and a smart-ass. He is NOT "Politically Correct" and he speaks his mind. He could care less of what others might think. He can be your best friend or your worse enemy and he's okay with either way that goes. He's been known to partake of mind altering substances but you'll never find any evidence. He rants, raves, faves and attacks as he navigates the "Ocean of Crap" Thanks for jumping in, see if you can "swim with the sharks" and while you're at it - why don't you see if you can ........"Whip a Krip"?